The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 938 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.19 billion Terrible Farming Nation 938ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The very strong Terrible Farming Nation 938ian economy, worth 160 trillion terrible monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,276 terrible monies, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Terrible Farming Nation 938's national animal is the terrible animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Terrible Farming Nation 938 is ranked 278,899^th in the world and 10,408^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 6.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.